May 2013
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 21st
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May 21st
May 21st
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May 20th
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Seriously...
Inside Amy Schumer on Comedy Central is not funny. At all. In the slightest. I’ve watched a couple episodes and actually asked myself “Okay, is this the funny part?” I still don’t know.
May 20th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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I want...
I want someone to play with my hair until I fall asleep. That’s a sure way to get me into you… Figuratively… And literally in due time.
May 19th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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Note to self...
I need to buy some more battleship grey. I miss using that color.
May 18th
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May 18th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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May 15th
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Can't wait...
Can’t wait to get to goof off in Austin again. East Side Kings steamed buns, inexpensive booze, world class tattoos and reeeaally kinky sex will all be going down.
May 15th
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After...
After watching the latest episode of Bobs Burgers, I really like Regular Size Rudy.
May 15th
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Pissed...
Old Johnny Hopscotch I was stealing internet from in my apartments has flown the coop so I have to do stuff on my phone like a gd animal until I move out. To retaliate, I’m going to speak like Hannibal Lecter for the next day… Clarice.
May 15th
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May 14th
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May 14th
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May 13th
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