(Source: collectivecadaver, via mopedsandbullshit)
If…
If you’re a politician, you’re exactly the same as the other one.
You’re going to ask me for money and put me in a jail that I paid for when I don’t want to give it.
Give me non judgemental social reform and equality for the better instead of more of the same bullshit that Johnny Hopscotch before you gave me.
Fuck it, there should be another societal collapse and revolution.
Anarchism could work if everyone involved wasn’t such a fuck ass with a secret trust fund.
Socialism could work if it didn’t have that nasty tendency to attract fascists.
Until then, its capitalism. Hopefully, I’ll be smart enough without a free education to make some cash out of it and not get sick enough to require health care.
Liam fucking Sparkes.
(Source: the-shinigamii, via nicolejanelle)
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You can’t get much happier than a pig in muck, or so we are told.
But when this little piggy arrived in the farmyard she showed a marked reluctance to get her trotters dirty. While her six brothers and sisters messed around in the mire, she stayed on the edge shaking. It is thought she might have mysophobia - a fear of dirt.
Owners Debbie and Andrew Keeble were at a loss, until they remembered the four miniature wellies used as pen and pencil holders in their office. They slipped them on the piglet’s feet - and into the mud she happily ploughed. [x]
PIGS WITH RAIN BOOTS MAKE ME HAPPIER THAN ANYTHING
oh my god look at the little baby
oh no
shes wearing little booties ;______; i cant deal
omgggg](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4r47z2OX01r6bovho1_500.jpg)
You can’t get much happier than a pig in muck, or so we are told.
But when this little piggy arrived in the farmyard she showed a marked reluctance to get her trotters dirty. While her six brothers and sisters messed around in the mire, she stayed on the edge shaking. It is thought she might have mysophobia - a fear of dirt.
Owners Debbie and Andrew Keeble were at a loss, until they remembered the four miniature wellies used as pen and pencil holders in their office. They slipped them on the piglet’s feet - and into the mud she happily ploughed. [x]
PIGS WITH RAIN BOOTS MAKE ME HAPPIER THAN ANYTHING
oh my god look at the little baby
oh no
shes wearing little booties ;______; i cant deal
omgggg
(via sarahwantsmoore)
When…
When I eat wings, I feel like a dirty little kid. I should just roll around in a pile of dirt and teriyaki sauce and be done with it.
Bill Brasky once wore a live rattlesnake as a condom.
(Source: conkell, via neverjudgeablogbyitsurl)
Just had the…
Worst two clients of my life, husband and wife. Lots of shaking and crying.
The guy had someone holding his legs down and the lady might’ve went into convulsions at some point.
Fuck.
I don’t give a fuck what happens…
I’m gonna eat an In-N-Out burger at some point in my life.
My mentor, Bob Layne, did this on me yesterday. It’s my favorite image that Raymond Pettibon did for Black Flag flyers back in the 80’s. It’s a cop taking Jerry Lee Lewis to jail. I think its funny that it looks like Jerry Lee is giving the cop a handy.
