I don’t smoke anything at all, but I love this coozie.
(Source: imagescale)
Seriously…
Inside Amy Schumer on Comedy Central is not funny. At all. In the slightest.
I’ve watched a couple episodes and actually asked myself “Okay, is this the funny part?” I still don’t know.
(Source: johnnyproblem)
If I were you, I’d be outta there by now…
YOU GOTTA GET OUTTA THERE! YOU GOTTA YOU GOTTA YOU GOTTA.
I want…
I want someone to play with my hair until I fall asleep. That’s a sure way to get me into you… Figuratively… And literally in due time.
Note to self…
I need to buy some more battleship grey. I miss using that color.
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